Thursday, June 23, 2005

Lindsay Lohan says she'll never do a nude scene - Access Hollywood -

Lindsay Lohan says she'll never do a nude scene - Access Hollywood -

Updated: 5:08 p.m. ET June 22, 2005

"Said the Actress, ‘I don't think that's what needed to win an Oscar’ Actress Lindsay Lohan braved the sunshine to walk the red carpet at the "Herbie: Fully Loaded" premiere on Sunday. In an interview with Access Hollywood's Billy Bush, teen star Lindsay Lohan says she will "never" do a nude scene."

On behalf of the entire male population of the planet, may I just say...Whheeewww!!

That is such a relief, I can't even tell you. Now we can all begin the long, painful process to recover from the nightmares induced by the possibility she just might.

Monday, June 13, 2005 - Jackson not guilty - Jun 13, 2005 - Jackson not guilty - Jun 13, 2005: "Jackson not guilty
Jurors acquit pop star of all molestation charges

Monday, June 13, 2005 Posted: 7:26 PM EDT (2326 GMT)

SANTA MARIA, California (CNN) -- A California jury exonerated Michael Jackson on Monday of the child molestation, conspiracy and alcohol charges that could have sent him to prison for nearly 20 years."

We said it from day one, and now it has been proven.

Mr. Jackson has been the target of a thinly-veiled extortion attempt, instigated by people who, it appears, would rather peculate money from others more successful than themselves than incur the negligible amount of effort and dedication required to accumulate it on their own accord.

Wiith the delivery of this verdict the world can finally see them for the loathsome, self-centered, lying, bone-idle gold-diggers they truly are.

We have prayed that Mr. Jackson would achieve some sweet avengement. Now that blessed moment is here we gladly add our voice to those who rejoice in his rightful victory and stand four-square across the world in his support.

Michael J. Austin
The Actors Production Company
© June 13, 2005.

Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life - Yahoo! News

Paris Hilton Plans to Give Up Public Life - Yahoo! News

"NEW YORK - Paris Hilton plans to give up public life for family life. The 24-year-old hotel heiress, star of "The Simple Life" reality series, tells Newsweek magazine that when she was younger, "I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it's funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand."

But Hilton says she plans to give up her public life in two years, by which time she expects to become a mother with her fiance, Paris Latsis."

All together now, YeeESSssssssss!!!

And good, friggin' riddance! Now perhaps we can make room on television for some people who do possess a perceptible talent!